My amenities are like obscenities
So many keep my power customized
Designed by my adherents
Cuz they got special clearance
To keep my constitution classified
No emergency stops my pharmacy
Dispensing justice in the atmosphere
I need another pilot
Who laughs off ultraviolet
And fuels up with high-grade everclear
Can you handle Air Force Onederful?
I don’t ever cut my altitude
Turbulence means nothing to a hawk like me
In fact it keeps my cockpit in the mood
Take a photograph with my relaxing staff
Work out and shower, dine with attachés
Ignore the secret service
I pay them to stay nervous
They’re too plugged in to party anyway
Presidential seal and a repellant shield
Let me smack down a missile and avoid
A new outbreak of anger
A game down by my hangar
And I don’t care if all the world’s destroyed
Can you handle Air Force Onederful?
Gotta ground your shaky attitude
Turbulence means nothing to a hawk like me
In fact it keeps my cockpit in the mood
Direct and deflect
Direct and deflect
Direct and deflect
Direct and deflect
Eject and protect
Eject and protect
Eject and protect
Eject and protect
Can you handle Air Force Onederful?
I don’t ever cut my altitude
Turbulence means nothing to a hawk like me
In fact it keeps my cockpit in the mood
